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August 26, 2004

my darling mom

I send my mom lots of my new pictures, and it's kind of cute how she has a really awful monitor and sometimes makes strange comments about the photos because they look really blurry on her monitor. And then she prints them out and brings them into work. It's adorable.

So, I sent her one of my new pictures (from the Eric Martin gallery, on this site), where you can see a little hint of nipple. (Quick, go find the big version and save it to your hard drive!)

She wrote back "This is VERY nice. Your Dad would notice, that this is the first one you've sent us where you actually are showing something. Naughty girl.... Please turn down Hustler magazine when they call. Love Mom"

This is a very Mom thing to say, and a perfectly reasonable request. I wrote back "Okay, but Playboy's getting a yes!"

She replied "I knew you were going to say that."

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