she has no mercy, none at all, temptress, succubus, demon woman
I just wrote to a guy I'm going on a first date with...
"But don't show up to coffee with fragile self-confidence, because I'll just crush it under my pointy stilleto pumps and transmute your hollowed-out carcass into a spiritually undead minion in the Army of Jen."
posted by JenIsFamous at 8/27/2004 10:43:00 AM
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Fortunately for all parties, the stilletos in question broke and Jen was forced to attend in flats. I narrowly avoided death and got a second date instead. - Matt, 26
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