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September 30, 2004

Feast on figs and halal chickens! Buy detective novels in Urdu!

Here's a new picture by Gary Winter. I've put up three new photo galleries recently, and more will be up when I get the time. But, really, this is a nice picture, but please just scroll down and send some money to the lady in Pakistan.


You know, speaking of the lady in Pakistan, the journalist said something about wanting to assure people who donate money that the funds will go to the school that she started. And I'm thinking, oh please, I don't care.

In fact, I would really like it if she would take my money and get herself the Muslim equivalent of a latte and a nice manicure. Buy a gilt-inlaid Quran! A silk-lined burqua! I don't care. Jesus. (Well, not Jesus, actually). Take the money.

4 Comments:

Blogger Morgan said...

Or how about using the money to buy a gun? That way she would only need the policemen when she was sleeping. God knows a good machine gun would be easy to come by there. Maybe she intends on buying the gun, but knows she'll garner less sympathy if she were to say, "I'll saw the barrel of the shotgun off so that there is a larger spread of the shot, thus a higher liklihood of hitting their genitals". Anyway, somebody send that poor woman a gun, dammit!

3:38 PM  
Blogger Molly Crabapple said...

God that is a fine, lovely shot. You beauty

9:25 PM  
Blogger Lisa Chau said...

Nice shot. I've tried this myself, but my feet always look like bunny ears on top of my head when I do it.

3:02 PM  
Blogger Lisa Chau said...

Hey, happened to the guy who was supposed to come over & paint your apartment?

3:02 PM  

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