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September 26, 2004

the hippest new t-shirt that you can't get

Today on the subway I saw three cute Japanese girls faced with just one available seat. After unsuccessfully trying to convince one another to take it and all of them politely and repeatedly declining, they settled the matter in the most equitable way possible: Rock Paper Scissors. Yes, really!

The winner sheepishly took her seat, and they all giggled.

I smiled to see that there is still joy and innocence in the world, and it wears fashionable shoes on the L train.

I commented to a guy I met at the fashion show that this is a model for solving all the world's problems, and we resolved to make t-shirts that say:

Three Japanese Girls for President

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Rock Paper Scissors Championships start this afternoon. Check it: http://www.worldrps.com/.

-Chris

7:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i SaW u aT tHe sHow.

U MaK me luuuv FeAtHers!

MoLlY gRabbEd u'R bUtT. It wuz sooooooooooo HaWt

-PaRaDoX

mess with the best, die like the rest

9:11 AM  

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