if you put me in the catalog, i'll call it even

It is fucking impossible to properly place a Victoria's Secret order online. I would have bought what I wanted in the store, but I went to FOUR stores in Manhattan and they didn't have it in my size, and at the last Victoria's Secret, the saleslady called all the other stores in Manhattan, and they didn't have it either. This is a totally normal bra in a common color and size.

And now the freaking website won't take the discount code they're advertising on the front page, and the Victoria's Secret marketing department has made the BRILLIANT move of charging a lot more in shipping fees for larger orders, as though to penalize you for buying their merchandise (as opposed to say, Amazon, where you get free shipping as a reward for placing an order over a certain amount).

So, Victoria's Secret people, wherever you are, if you'd like me to stop telling everyone on the internet about the lingerie frustration you are causing me, please send me a very large gift certificate. Thank you.