if you're going to hit on white girls, you might as well find the whitest girl ever

So, you know that come-on where a guy walks up to a girl and says something like "You got any Irish in you?"

And she says no, and he replies with "Would you like some?"

This whole exchange is, of course, predicated on the idea that the first question could have been meant seriously, thus setting the stage for a twist ending.

So, the other day, in Harlem, this guy walks up to me and says:

"You got any black in you?"