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September 3, 2004

I'm minty fresh OH MY GOD I'M DYING!

My package of Duane Reade brand Clean Mint Fresh Breath Strips contains the warning:

PHENYLKETONURICS: CONTAINS PHENYLALANINE

Apparently no further explanation of this is necessary. Must suck to be a phenylketonuric. I mean, I guess.

posted by JenIsFamous at 9/03/2004 09:04:00 PM

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