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September 30, 2004

remember that Lionel Ritchie song "Hello... is it me you're looking for?"

In the West Village today, I saw a fat little blind girl walking down the street with a white cane, being led by an older woman. The little girl was wearing a t-shirt that had a picture of a license plate and said:

state of
PERFECTION
4ever

What kind of cruel joker dresses this kid?

p.s. - Lionel, you really don't want to end sentences with prepositions, or use an "it" with no antecedent. The line really should be "Hello, am I the one for whom you are looking?"

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