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September 3, 2004

stop staring at my chest while you're looking up my website!

My shirt from Cafepress arrived in the mail! Prepare to see me self-promoting myself on myself with my mad self-promotional skills.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

wOw, U loOk LiKe tHat Blond cHicK fRoM StAr TreK. i wish you wuz on StaR TreK

11:52 AM  
Blogger Richard said...

Unlike the esteemed Anonymous, I will refrain from using amusing capitalization of words, only to say that as of a couple months ago, I made a new rule: if text appears on the front of the shirt of a voluptuous female, I will at least pay her the respect of reading it carefully in its entirety, and then looking no further. I feel it is my right to read everything that is available to me, even if it appears over the breasts of a woman whose name I will never know.

11:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

rIcHardz a hAtah!!!

paRADox

"Mess with the best, die like the rest"

7:50 AM  

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