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September 16, 2004

there is PLASTER DUST in my ESPRESSO MAKER

This is a sacrilege!

I will enact my wrath upon those who have done this, and the rivers will be dark with the blood of their firstborn, and there will be much weeping and lamentation among their women!

Seriously, I want my fucking espresso.

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