what a girl wants

Nerve.com recently published the winners of its bad pickup line contest, and I'm still snickering over:

Were both your parents retarded? Because you seem like a special girl.

On an unrelated note... the vintage lingerie fashion show is tomorrow!

We had a rehearsal tonight. My outfits have been changed a bit -- for the first one, I'm wearing an incredibly tight gray leotard over fishnets, with a black waist cincher over top, and red elbow gloves. It's very Cabaret.