you must be using oil of olay!

On a similiar inappropriate t-shirt note, the other day I saw a Hispanic woman, about 30 years old, walking through East Harlem in a bright red t-shirt that said:

son of a beach
and still in the swim
at 70!

Maybe she's a thrift store shopper who just didn't care what the shirt said ... or else she actually just can't read that much English, and figured she'd take the risk anyway.

Or, she's got one bitchin' sense of humor.