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October 11, 2004

Dear Mom, do you still have my roller skates?

Dear Jen,
You told me to get rid of those skates years ago, but I just moved them to the hall coat closet. You noticed them and told me you were never going to need them, donate them. You said they had four PINK wheels and were not inline skates. We bought a house and moved them to the new coat closet. It's a good thing I don't listen to you. I knew you would want to use them again and now they're vintage and pink is fun again.
Love Mom

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, that sounds about right. I bet I could ask her for the socks I was wearing the day I learned how to tie my shoes and she would send them to me washed and folded via UPS Next Day Air.

-Brian Dziura

10:17 PM  

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