Did you know that a "menehune" is a mythical Polynesian dwarf?

Delightfully, I've been invited to serve as a guest speaker for a marketing class at St Johns University. I'll be speaking to business students on "how to become your own brand name."

The spelling bee last night was a blast. I tormented contestants with words like "quincunx" and "faineant." I tried flirting with the second place contestant, but I'm not sure he noticed.

Incidentally, I got a new nose stud last night. The people at Addiction on St. Marx place are a lot nicer than the people at Andromeda who did my belly piercing a year ago.