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October 15, 2004

Do you enjoy limericks, Rimbaud, and topless women?

I have now seen my roommate Duncan Pflaster's play, "Eternity: Time Without End" and can highly recommend it. There's one more show left -- Tuesday, October 19 at 8:30pm, at the Greenwich Street Theater. Here's the link.

I also highly recommend this deleted scene.

Mac: I’m bored. Hey... Why don't cannibals like to eat clowns?

Siete: Er... Because they're greasy?

Mac: What?

Siete: Greasy... You know, greasepaint. The makeup they wear must taste awful.

Tara: It may be they would wash them off first. Like vegetables. I always wash carrots and broccoli. Apples.

Hawke: No, that can’t be, because if you wash off the makeup, it ceases to be a clown. Then you just have a wet person. Of course, there's always the costume, but you'd have to lose that as well, if you were going to eat them.

Tara: Yeah, if one left everything on, I know I'd have trouble swallowing the wigs. And some clowns have abnormally large shoes.

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