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This evening I did a monologue performance at Paco Doubledown's Amateur Variety Hour.

For those of you who thought you were my friends but, as it turns out, don't know me at all (at all! harumph!), I'm developing a one-woman show, which I'm trying out five minutes or so at a time at variety shows.

Tonight I was pleased to be booked alongside Shaeffer the Dark Lord, New York's only, um, comic metal rap act. All I can say is, fuck yes.

Also check out Von Von Von, the sexed-up lounge singer who emceed tonight's show.

Thanks to Christopherini for my background jazz track, and to my friend/photographer Daniel and my fiction instructor Karen for attending.

For those of you who were watching the Sox instead, I'm working on recording MP3s of my monologue performances. One day soon, I could be alternately ranting and whispering into your ear via your iPod.