ah, the pleasures of matriarchy

I had Thanksgiving dinner with the luscious Molly Crabapple and her wonderful mother, who I think should henceforth be referred to as Madame Crabapple. I'm not sure she'd approve, but I think it's apropos.

Maybe my mother could be "Mom is Famous". I just looked up momisfamous.com to make sure it's not a porn site, and I'm pleased to report that it is not.