election quotes from my inbox

"Tens of millions of us are disappointed today because we put so much of ourselves into this election. We donated money, we talked to friends, we knocked on doors. We invested ourselves in the political process. That process does not end today. These are not short-term investments. We will only create lasting change if that sense of obligation and responsibility becomes a permanent part of our lives."
- Howard Dean

"They say you get the government you deserve, but I don't remember knife-raping any retarded nuns."
-The Onion