It's Pinky and the Brain, Pinky and the Brain, one is a genius, the other's insane

Today I went to UPS to ship my brother Brian's birthday gift. I wrote out the ticket, the woman (very slowly) typed the info into the computer, and then she (very slowly) came back with a printed confirmation that said "BRAIN DZIUAR" and asked that I confirm that everything was correct.

"Looks great," I said. I sure as fuck wasn't waiting around for her to become not dyslexic.

Happy birthday, Brain!