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November 16, 2004

Seeking fellow addict for jittery romance

Today I filled out the hour-long questionnaire for the dating site eHarmony.

In the end, instead of showing you pictures of attractive people you might want to have sex with, you get a personality profile. Whee.

Mine says lots and lots of things like:
  • You may have tension or struggle with others who do not have the same sense of urgency that drives you, and you may question why others don't see things your way.
  • Your communication style is rapid (some people might say abrupt), because you like to maintain a high activity level with a variety of things going on simultaneously.
  • When communicating with you, others must be stimulating and exciting in their presentation of ideas.
They make it sound like I'm on crack, or meth, or Adderall. Maybe too much espresso. Personally, I think caffeine and urgency are the stuff of romance.

3 Comments:

Blogger Floorbird said...

mine said i should be a shepherd.

6:22 PM  
Blogger Lisa Chau said...

I was rejected!

http://dartblogs.com/lisachau/archives/000925.html

11:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Personally, I think caffeine and urgency are the stuff of romance.So, do you have your espresso before or after sex?

;-)

2:37 PM  

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