These two messages came right in a row. Please, someone get my mom her own blog.

Dear Jen,
Yes, you should get a plane ticket to come here for Christmas. In fact, if you don't, you will need notes from your cat, doctor, psychiatrist and lawyer to save your backside.
Love Mom

Dear Jen,
I'M SO HAPPY. SPELL CHECKER CONFIRMED THAT I SPELLED PSYCHIATRIST CORRECTLY.........YEAH! Unfortunately, it can't confirm that I don't need one.
Love Mom