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December 13, 2004

airbaggage

The manual to my new cell phone contains a warning not to put the cell phone on top of the part of your car that contains an airbag, because if the airbag inflated, it could propel the phone at you "with great force, causing serious bodily injury or death."

It seems like maybe the airbag company should warn you of this sort of thing. I mean, if the phone manufacturers are required to warn me that if I put a hard object on top of an airbag and the airbag inflates, I'll get hit with the hard object, the phone manufacturers might thereby make themselves liable for warning me about things like "Do not place this phone in the end of a tube sock, because someone might swing it at you, causing serious bodily injury or death."

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