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December 3, 2004

and by blogging ... MY WILL IS DONE! Muhahahaha.

This morning, I made up a new word IN MY SLEEP.

Drifting somewhere in between snooze alarms, I decided that "mammating" needed to be a word. As in, "doing absolutely nothing except being a mammal."

As in "You're wasting your life mammating in front of the television!"

Or, more germanely: "Cat! Why can't you sit still and mammate so I don't have to get out of bed and let you in and out of my bedroom all morning!"

While sleeping, it seemed VERY URGENT that this word pass into common parlance. Now, it seems kind of lame, but I'm telling you anyway.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pretty good. I think this is actually what Heidegger was trying to get at in Sein und Zeit.

J.

12:46 PM  
Blogger Maria said...

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Sugartime

You should post the word here, like we did for the newly contextualized word 'sugartime'.

8:20 PM  

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