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This morning, I made up a new word IN MY SLEEP.
Drifting somewhere in between snooze alarms, I decided that "mammating" needed to be a word. As in, "doing absolutely nothing except being a mammal."
As in "You're wasting your life mammating in front of the television!"
Or, more germanely: "Cat! Why can't you sit still and mammate so I don't have to get out of bed and let you in and out of my bedroom all morning!"
While sleeping, it seemed VERY URGENT that this word pass into common parlance. Now, it seems kind of lame, but I'm telling you anyway.
Drifting somewhere in between snooze alarms, I decided that "mammating" needed to be a word. As in, "doing absolutely nothing except being a mammal."
As in "You're wasting your life mammating in front of the television!"
Or, more germanely: "Cat! Why can't you sit still and mammate so I don't have to get out of bed and let you in and out of my bedroom all morning!"
While sleeping, it seemed VERY URGENT that this word pass into common parlance. Now, it seems kind of lame, but I'm telling you anyway.





2 Comments:
Pretty good. I think this is actually what Heidegger was trying to get at in Sein und Zeit.
J.
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Sugartime
You should post the word here, like we did for the newly contextualized word 'sugartime'.
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