anyplace where drag queens introduce you as a "biological woman!" is going to be a tough crowd

It turns out my S&M poetry reading doesn't go over as well in a gay bar as I might have thought. Ah, well.

On an unrelated note, a friend of mine saw a guy in the subway the other day begging for change while wearing an iPod.

Just today, I saw a guy outside Grand Central playing the guitar while selling Bing Crosby 8-track tapes.