Excuse me, I'd like to deposit some cookware in my safety-deposit box, just in case

Yesterday I went out to run some errands in my neighborhood. I bought a beautiful new frying pan, all red and shiny on the outside and, unlike my current frying pans, replete with nonstick coating on the inside.

And then I continued the rest of my errands, taking my frying pan with me to the bank.

On the way to the bank, I kind of hoped someone would accost me, just so I would have the once-in-a-lifetime cartoon-style experience of hitting someone over the head with a frying pan.