Girdle Factory fashion show this Saturday

I'll be in a fashion show in Williamsburg. Invite is here. My little brother will likely be in attendance! He's driving up from DC.

Apropos to sibling talk ... once, I was dating a guy who's a twin, and I had the thought that, if you were dating such a man exclusively, you'd run the danger that if you saw him out with another girl, he could always pretend to be his twin. It's just too easy.

I think the appropriate solution would be to leave really distinctive bite marks on the guy.