measles mumps and rubella

As it turns out, in order to attend graduate school, the law requires me to first prove I was immunized as an infant.

Submitting my immunization records is actually a precondition for registering for classes.

You know, I think we should just collectively decide as a culture that as long as we're all eating solid food and tying our shoes, we can let pediatric exams fade into those forgotten realms of the past.

In kindergarten, my brother received a failing grade in "cutting." But we've moved on, and his present-day scissor skills are exemplary.