that banjo guy was freaky flexible

Schaffer the Dark Lord has reviewed me:

Jen returned this month to deliver the goods to a very hungry crowd. Jen reads her written works over slinky, jazzy musical numbers. One of her pieces this month revolved around a phony ad she had placed on Craig’s List. In her ad, Jen claimed to be an ugly woman seeking no-strings sex. Her piece was a reading of some of the responses she received from NY area men, stepping up to her challenge. Oh the humanity! Although not a bit surprised by the content of these pathetic, often graphic emails, I am surprised that I share a common chromosome with these would-be suitors.

Adira Amram is my new girlfriend. I really wish she would put up some MP3s so I can listen to them while I eat Pixie sticks.