this fashion show featured halter tops made of neckties. i am so not kidding.

While it sounds glamorous to have your hair colorist make a housecall, it is not glamorous when your hair is full of pungeant, viscous dye, and your shower refuses to produce any hot water whatsoever.

It is also not especially glamorous to have to pile your dye-imbued hair atop your head in a Bride of Frankenstein-like formation and take a cab to your hair colorist's apartment across town, after stopping at the bakery because your hair colorist wants a cupcake.

Fortunately, his shower worked fine, and he gave me a nice haircut before the fashion show this evening.