no problem, i live in an action film

Today, I had coffee with a writer for the Onion, and then, in an unrelated incident, learned from a neighbor that the former occupants of my apartment (as in, before I moved in) were (female) strippers.

This may be the most glamorous day ever. I feel I have been touched by fame and silicone.

Also, spelling bee co-emcee Bobby Blue has challenged me to write lyrics for a song about spelling, to which he would then write the music. I am also in the middle of no less than three books (by "in the middle" I mean "I have this idea I keep telling people about"), and have been asked to write a short screenplay for an action-film festival.