70's porno-funk music being played by men from Mars

I joined CDBaby, so I can sell CDs online and be listed in the iTunes directory. After I signed up, CDBaby sent me a lovely newsletter containing the following advice:

If you're an in-your-face, tattooed, country-metal-speedpunk band, have the guts to call a potential booking agent and scream, "Listen you fucking motherfucker! I'm going to explode! Ah! Aaaaaaah!!!" If they like that introduction, you've found a good match.

The CDBaby newsletter also suggested that you answer the question "What kind of music do you do?" in a creative way, such as "We sound like the Incredible Hulk having sex" or "This CD is a delicate little kiss on your earlobe from a pink-winged pixie."