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February 11, 2005

all my Cubanelle peppers are impeccable

I just got my first FreshDirect order, which is awesome, because someone just carried hummus and Gruyere and apples to my fifth floor walkup, but I seem to have massively over-ordered in the produce department, and I didn't realize until seeing all this food that I just can't eat that much produce before it goes bad. Or else I will become obsessed with doing so, and I will be SO healthy! (However, it's hard to work up the mojo to cook an eggplant when you have a big tub of the good hummus with the pine nuts going on).

Unlike the UPS and the FedEx guys, the FreshDirect delivery man carried everything up to the fifth floor, and then introduced himself and congratulated me for being a new customer.

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