"rice is great when you're hungry and you want two thousand of something"

Mitch Hedburg has died! Mitch was one of my favorite comics, a master of the one-liner. I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

He has a DVD available on Netflix called "Mitch All Together." The title comes from this joke (which is much better delivered in his trademark stoner voice):

You know they call corn on the cob, corn on the cob, but that's how it comes out of the ground, man. They should call that corn, they should call every other version corn off the cob. It's not like if you cut off my arm you would call it Mitch. Then reattach it and call me Mitch-all-together...