You missed the only chance ever to see me rap! Sort of.

Schaffer the Darklord has reviewed my performance at The Best of the Dark Show this past Wednesday:

Jen Dziura had a surprise up her sleeve for the Best of the Dark Show. She began her set with the intro portion from her S & M poetry piece “Seven Nights.” However, when the body of the poem began, Ms Dziura stopped short. She then donned a black blazer and a pair of nerdy, rectangular, black-framed spectacles and RE-introduced herself as “Dziura the Dank Mistress.” She cued her CD, and the familiar opening music of “Attack of the Clonefucker” began. I’ve been writing parody songs for YEARS, and yes, Ms Dziura, I DO love Weird Al, but this was the first time I’ve ever heard of a parody of one of MY songs. Jen rewrote my ENTIRE “Clonefucker” song with new lyrics about an attack of a MIME-fucker! She read them as quickly as I rap them, and left in just enough of the original material that a few audience members actually tried to sing along. It was hilarious, and I was terribly flattered.

Teen Tawny won the Best of the Dark Show award, and I've now spent days giggling at Tawny singing his own reverb in "I'm a superstar/in my sister's blue leotard ... tard-tard-tard."