also, "friend of Hillary" sounds suspiciously like "confirmed bachelor"

I'm on the Friends of Hillary mailing list, but I must say I have not found the Senator's email communications to be persuasive or engaging. I mean, I'm still on the team, but I just got this:

You may have read news stories this weekend about the latest right wing effort to attack Hillary in 2006..... Meanwhile, as her opponents boast about their plans, Hillary goes on working hard for the people New York to address their real needs and concerns. I thought you'd like an update on what she's doing: Hillary joined her colleague Senator Chuck Schumer to ensure that the new fleet of presidential helicopters will be built in upstate New York.

Yes! Thank you! Please make sure presidential helicopters will be built in upstate New York! I have no creater concerns for truth and justice in America than this!

I only hope that someday I may be employed in the hovering-vehicle segment of the upstate New York aviation industry, and that I may be selected to labor on this contract, allowing me to personally touch the cool metal and rugged internal parts that will miraculously join together to make a helicopter in which our highest elected leader may travel in luxury and safety.