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According to the AP, more teenage girls are trying steroids "not necessarily to get an edge on the playing field, but to get the toned, sculpted look of models and movie stars." The AP claims that "up to about 5 percent of high school girls and 7 percent of middle-school girls admit trying anabolic steroids at least once."

I find this highly dubious. Whatever happened to just snorting coke in the girls' room? At least it doesn't make you grow unsightly body hair.