they make "whitening" everything these days -- toothpaste, mints. you know what i want to see? whitening Schnapps.

I bought a digital voice recorder so I can record myself doing comedy, mostly for my own practice purposes. If the sound quality is good enough and I can borrow someone's PC, I might be able to make MP3s from it. I did a little open mic thing last night after Green Key, and then listened to myself on the walk back to the subway, which was kind of cool. It looked like I was talking on a cellphone, but I was really listening quizzically to my own jokes.

On another note, I changed the top bar on this website (adding the comedy photo now appearing in the upper-left corner of the page), and added a page about the spelling bee.