this Saturday, I'm doing comedy at Caroline's - please come!

Dear smart, charming, and outrageously attractive friends,

I have my first comedy show at Caroline's on Broadway this Saturday! Bookers from Comedy Central are often at Caroline's, and the possibility of getting on Comedy Central would make me wet myself. But they don't let me on stage unless I bring in a plethora of people, so ... please consider coming?

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Saturday night, May 14th
Caroline's Comedy club
1626 Broadway @ 50th Street
5:30pm show (arrive at 5:00pm for seating)
$10 cover with reservation
Plus a 2 drink minimum
Caroline's also serves food!
Reservations a must at 212-757-4100

When making reservations please say:
1-the date of the show (May 14th)
2-The 5:30 Tracy Esposito show
3-That you are reserving for JENNIFER DZIURA
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Importantly, if you do not make reservations, you'll be charged $15 instead of $10, which is sub-optimal! You MUST make a reservation to get the $10 cover (and for me to have a career in comedy ... pretty please?)

If you will come, would you please let ME know in addition to making your reservation? Thank you!