we are the mooninites

I tried to put in a warranty claim for the headphones that came with my iPod Shuffle, and the computer told me that my warranty was up. However, it's a one-year warranty, and the Shuffle, as a product category, is less than a year old. Therefore, ALL Shuffles are under warranty. Those nerds. Nerds get their pants pulled down and get spanked with moonrocks.

Also, today I went to the Apple store to get the sport armband for my Shuffle, and the Genius Bar boys weren't as cute.