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June 19, 2005

J Crew, meet Eddie Bauer

Yesterday I hiked with a friend and his dog around the periphery of the golf course, an hour and a half long journey that resulted in a bramble-burred dog and a deer sighting. When told this story, a classmate said that he had once seen a moose on the Green, a tale which others regarded as most probably apocryphal.

Last night we had our big class dinner on the (iceless) ice skating rink, at the bottom of empty bleachers that might seat thousands. I met and re-encountered some lovely people, and had maybe eight or nine of them tell me they had seen this website, and a handful more suggest that I should let them know when I perform in Boston, a city in which I've never actually been for more than five hours.

This morning, breakfast was served in the dining hall, which was packed, creating just the sort of socially awkward situation we hope will dissipate once we leave high school. In reality, though, we as adults are not necessarily better equipped to deal with cliques and bullying and such -- if a guy with whom you were standing on line at the bank suddenly grabbed your hat and refused to give it back, holding it above his head and out of your reach and taunting you, would you really have a better mechanism for dealing with it than when you were ten? You'd whine "Give it baa-acck," or you'd threaten to "tell," or you'd try to play it off and pretend you didn't care.

It's not that we're better equipped; it's merely that these things happen with less frequency (but more disquietude when they do occur).

I'd really like to find a Sunday Times around here.

I suppose I could've tried to eat more unlimited free reunion bacon this morning. It's the little victories.

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Blogger Michael E said...

Jen,

What can you do if someone steals your hat while waiting in line at the bank? I think this childish act would throw most mature adults off guard. Right? While a child would probably go after the hat, an adult would just stand there scratching their head like "what the hell?" Maybe it's a new method of flirting? Sometimes is just too hard to pass up the bacon! Love your site. Peace!

M.E.

11:46 AM  
Blogger Darlucky said...

Add me as a 9th or 10th who enjoys the site, but didn't get to tell you this weekend (OK, so mostly because I wasn't quite prepared to "meet new people" in the overwhelming scene on Friday night, and then didn't see you around again after that).

Keep up the good work...

1:18 PM  

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