the redneck riviera

Last night I did a show at the new Comedy Village, formerly the Boston Comedy Club, where I was amused by Duncan Jay's discussion of his trip to my hometown of Virginia Beach, where "no swearing" signs (pictured at right) are posted on the oceanfront.

"That doesn't tell me I can't swear," said Duncan, "it tells me I can't use the top row of my keyboard while holding down the shift key." Ha.

My favorite moment from my own act last night was a little line I improvised after this one blond, muscular comedian told everyone he was a model, and later returned to his seat where he was sitting with his modelesque girlfriend. I did a little intro about how, when a model fucks a model, it's kind of like incest. Somewhere in there was the phrase "hot tan-on-tan action."

Too bad I don't think I'll ever have occasion to use that again.