step off, bitches

Social networking sites are great, but I hear that if you're a guy (like my cowboy), you get a lot of (sometimes inexplicable) come-ons from hookers or webcam porn girls, and sometimes you just don't know which or what.

I'm thinking of cribbing some random photo of a guy and joining Friendster as him to see if I get a mailbox full of Skankmail. Kind of like gay guys who post to Craigslist personals as women to collect naked guy pictures.

(I suppose here is a fine place to link to a track -- called "Don't Believe Everything You Read on Craigslist" -- off my spoken word CD. There's a sound clip on CDBaby.)