$6.95 worth of joy and fast-talking women

I get an email every time someone buys my CD, which is kind of cool. Anyway, CDBaby is down to only two or three left, so if you want one, now might be a good time.

From Headless, a comic monologue about my roommate receiving a free dildo at work (sound clips on CDBaby):

And this, my friends, is the world we live in, our milieu, the zeitgeist of our own making, a world in which human evolution has progressed from paper plates to disposable penises. A culture that abandoned the hunt for the farm and then retreated to the modern kitchen and the frozen dinner, and in which the stoves we invented (when cooking over fire became passe), now are used to produce replicants of the male member, faux phalluses, rubber obelisks that don't make a mess and which possess the heretofore unimagined benefit of adhering to smooth surfaces, something men never traditionally offered.