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July 7, 2005

hey mami, you sexy

I just saw a baby-tee for sale in East Harlem that said "Dame más gasolina, papi!"

This is a reference to the popular Latin hit, "Gasolina" (lyrics in Spanish). Like that song about my milkshake being better than yours (in which the "milkshake," I eventually learned, refers to the jiggling of breasts), "gasoline" turns out to be an oblique reference to a substance that bears very little relation to gasoline, except perhaps for the part about "pumping." (Other than that, one does not buy it by the gallon, it is not heavily taxed nor highly flammable, and we import very little of it from the Middle East, seeing as how we have an abundant natural supply).

Who the hell lets their daughter out of the house in a "give me more come" t-shirt?

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Blogger Floorbird said...

do you like peanut butter and banana sandwiches?

12:00 AM  
Blogger mizzzthanggg said...

thanks for dropping by, jen! u kidding... i've been dropping by your blog regularly now since i found it a couple weeks ago it's amazingly cool! - keep up the great work ;)))

10:23 PM  

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