if I ever have an internet fan club...

I was looking up domain names again (halfassedjob.com is not available, but GoDaddy helpfully suggested besthalfassedjob.com, myhalfassedjob.com, halfassedjobcentral.com, and officialhalfassedjob.com as alternatives), and noticed that a number of nations' domain extensions (like halfassedjob.ca, for a Canadian half-assed job) are available.

One of these extensions is .jp, for Japan. And -- I almost can't believe I'm the first person to go here, but for the low, low price of $99.95, you could own:

famousin.jp

Famous in Japan! Famous in Japan!!!

Incidentally, I was once dating a Chinese guy whose last name was "To," and I got very excited once it hit me that the nation of Tonga sells that .to extension, allowing him to purchase (for instance, if his name were Victor):

victor.to

Unfortunately, the nation of Dziura has not offered the .dziura domain to the general public.