It's so hot my eyelids are sweating

I sold three t-shirts last night at Chicks & Giggles. Very exciting! Pics coming soon.

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In trying to think what extra perks and pleasures I can offer to my (all very sexy) readers, I came up with:

• downloadable comedy MP3s (put me on your iPod!) and new photos
  
• first crack at the t-shirts (I have a limited edition of 36 and it seems like everyone wants the exact same scoop-neck girly one)
  
• a top-secret report on my adventures in LA ... where I am selling my eggs to a wealthy gay man (really)
  

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