ROTFLMAO would also be acceptable

Apparently, Mariah Carey had a "wardrobe malfunction" while performing in Germany recently -- her top fell off, the studio mercifully cut the lights, and she ran offstage, yelled "Someone bring me a jacket or the show's off, we all know how quickly these images can spread around the world," and then reappeared on stage with more clothes and continued the show.

Doesn't that seem downright classy (even cute) after all those images of Janet Jackson's weird, fake, pierced boob peeking out of her bizarre leather space-commander outfit? (Related link: Go Fug Yourself's breast police archives).

I can't leave this post, though, without adding that I also read recently that, along with outrageous tour riders (I demand a crystal bowl of all-red M&Ms, each blessed by a bishop!), Mariah requires all of her staffers to greet her every morning with "You look beautiful, Miss Carey."

If I become rich and famous (and have "staffers" -- what would they do?), I will require my employees to literally laugh until they cry at everything I say before 10am.