size 9 misogyny

I've decided I don't hate myself enough to walk around in high heels on a regular basis, which means I have a collection of size 8.5 and size 9 high heels (and vicious, pointy flats) that I don't really need. Is there a charity that wants this sort of thing? Like "Habitat for Humanity," but "Footwear for Sluts"?

Ever see those women on the subway who are carrying their high heels (often in a precious pink Victoria's Secret bag) and wearing flip-flops to work, and they've totally messed up their feet? I want to start a campaign of pointing and laughing at them, so as to encourage everyone else to wear healthier shoes.

Incidentally, did you know Dr. Scholl's now makes high heels? They're all open-toed sandal-type heels, and they're freaking brilliant. Last summer, they had some with big, fat rhinestone buckles on them. I want to be their company spokesperson.