they Photoshopped out my "f**k the world" tattoo
This is my posterior, wearing Molly Crabapple hotshorts, in Leonard Cohen's room at the Chelsea Hotel.
Of course, you can choose to believe none of that, except the hotshorts part. It could be someone else's butt, and it could be anywhere. (Well, anywhere really well lit).
The hotshorts are available for sale on Molly's site. (No, not this particular pair). Photo by Surfinbird.
Update: The more I look at this photo, the more inhumanly airbrushed it looks. Personally, I love looking at those trashy tabloids that do a periodic "Stars with no makeup!" issue where you can see celebs with all their zits and wrinkles. So, I have no problem reporting here that, like most people, I have normal human skin texture (and an occasional freckle) on all parts of my body. Surfinbird is an amazing photographer (and Photoshop artist).
posted by JenIsFamous at 7/27/2005 02:01:00 PM
4 Comments:
My God, is that butt really your’s?
No wonder the gay man in CA wants your egg’s! He’s trying to create the perfect Human. Your butt, his face... It’s so deliciously Evil!
Yes, it is definitely mine. However, the photographer has photoshopped out all skin texture -- nobody's skin on any part of their body is that perfect and smooth. Some magazines (Maxim especially) like to Photoshop their models' skin so much that the women look like wax dolls.
Anyway, that's my butt.
And thanks!
Were you "giving [him] head on the unmade bed?"
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