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July 20, 2005

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Someone on Craigslist is offering $100 for a woman to kick him in the nuts:
100 dollar challenge - m4w - 24

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Reply to: anon-84965750@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-07-17, 12:05AM EDT


Hello ladies,
I spoke recently with a friend of mine and we had a debate about whether it would hurt or not to get kicked in the nuts barefoot by a woman. I honestly don't think it would, so I am presenting a challenge to any woman in the New Jersey area between the ages of 18-35, must be under 200lbs and at least somewhat attractive. I am 24 years old, 5'11, brown hair, brown eyes, tan 164lbs. Alright heres the challenge....if you kick me and I fall down, you get 100 dollars plus a free dinner at a restaurant of your choice, if I don't fall down you still get a free dinner if you're cute. :) Let me know if you are interested. Ciao!
The problem with this, as I see it, is that the guy will be *standing*, and I don't think I could kick a guy in the balls that hard if he's upright (since he'd probably be taller than me). If he were laying down with his legs spread, it's a different story.

So I think this guy just has a kick-me-in-the-nuts fetish (not unheard of -- feel free to take a moment and google this from work) and doesn't want to admit it, or prefers the kicking to seem "surprising," or just wants a bargain -- if he doesn't fall down, he doesn't have to pay. I've gotten (possibly apocryphal) offers to make $150 an hour doing this.

Incidentally, some women who have been hit in an ovary like to say "imagine getting whacked in the balls!" when describing the experience.

After discussing the feeling of getting whacked in the balls with a couple of men, I have to conclude that the two sensations, while both acute, do not seem very similar at all. Men have been describing a nauseating, spreading-through-the-body feeling, whereas getting whacked in an ovary is a very sharp pain, like a knife in the kidney might be, for instance.

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